Emo, short for emotional bitchass, is a person with little to no mental sanity. Emo’s typically don’t make it to the 10th grade, due to either suicide, or are imprisoned for shooting up their local Walmart. Emo’s typically have more cuts than a steakhouse. Emo’s are likely to be “depressed”, and always complain about how bad their middle class family is for not buying them a new pet to torture. Emo’s are also know to masturbate to gore porn, and human suffering. Emo’s like to wear jean jackets with a skull and bones t-shirt, with ripped jeans, so you can see their bleeding wounds from last night. An Emo’s natural habitat is Hot Topic, where they can congregate with fellow psychologically challenged individuals, and talk about who is next on their sacrifice list. If you spot an Emo, run for your life, because they will most likely cast a spell on you if you look at them the wrong way.
Friend 1: Jesse is such an emo.
Friend 2: I know right! I heard he once jacked off in Hot Topic to this old lady who had a heart attack in the middle of the store.
Friend 2: I know right! I heard he once jacked off in Hot Topic to this old lady who had a heart attack in the middle of the store.
by simplord6969 September 7, 2020
Get the Emo mug.When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."
Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
by cumcake02 March 22, 2017
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Get the Emo mug.So obviously a lot of people don't know what the hell they are talking about, even the antagonist in this story, Chelsea, who thought she had hit the nail on the head. While she did list and site some ACTUAL emo bands, she also completely missed mentioning the one TRUE emotive hardcore band, who originally described their music in such a manner leading way to the entire, misrepresented and misinterpreted genre. That band would be Alkaline Trio. They truely "spear-headed" the genre. So Chelsea, you were close but you got your facts from the wrong source evidently. And for the most part, while undeniably humorous, the rest of you are retards. Good day.
by Fidd the Fenian December 22, 2008
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