Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.

Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.

by KieferC October 17, 2012

dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.

Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..

by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

Dick Tunnel

Noun; Another word for a Vagina.

Damn bro, I can't wait to beat up that DICK TUNNEL.

by BozZ December 14, 2012

Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013