porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

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Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

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poopoo dick

when someone ridin on a guy and they fuckin fart and a damn fuckin shit come out on the dick

bro i swear bro reniqua is fucking gross as shit bro she gave me a poopoo dick on my momma

by charmue March 31, 2019

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Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.

His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).

Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!

Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)

John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE

Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche

Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?

Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead

Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.

Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)

Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)

Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.

Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)

*Tesla crashes*

Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.

The rich dick is a very wealthy guy who doesn't care for other's feelings.

by The truth tellar March 13, 2020

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Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums

An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.

by JackJ723 January 21, 2022

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