jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 23, 2013

white chocolate covered cherry

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.

Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!

by greenbyrd03 February 26, 2014

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.

A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.

by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014

ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017

Your Brother a Cover

Worse than your mom gay your dad lesbian and all other but not as worse like your family tree lgbt

Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“

by Urbanrusher March 21, 2018

sir len cover

Sir Len Cover is a different way of pronouncing Surlyn Cover

Has that golf ball got a Sir Len Cover Surlyn Cover

by Sir Len Cover June 6, 2019