Banana Cock

When the foreskin gets peeled like a banana.

I was boning this girl and when I pulled out my cock and dick peeled like a banana! (Banana Cock)

by LittleNiggerPenis July 8, 2009

Cock Socket

Slang for a female that you want to fuck.
alt: Slang for the holes in the female you want to fuck.

She looks piss drunk. I'm gonna ram that cock socket all fucking night mother fucker!

by Chris June 7, 2003

cock wrangler

A gay man who is always hitting on other guys and trying to get other men to have sex with them most of the time its a pathetic desperate way and very noticeable.

A gay man walked into a bar a sat down right next to another man a says "your looking very nice tonight wanna get a lil more comfortable big man" ? The non-gay man socks the gay guy in the face so fucking hard he swallows all of his teeth and falls to the ground. The non gay guys says "fucking cock wrangler no balls for you to night" !

by Cold Steel RED HORIZON September 9, 2007

God cock

Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.

God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.

As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.

by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005

cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.

Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.

by Dave February 1, 2004

Moon Cock

(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

by Tequila Mockingbird March 5, 2008

Cock-Up

A complete push up except without using one's hands, and instead using one's cock.

That fools doing cock-ups, is that even possible?

by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004