Philly Cheese sandwich

A type of vagina that looks like the meat of a phillly cheese steak sandwich.

Damn, I banged this one chick yesterday and she had a vagina that looked like a philly cheese sandwich.

by ShinyTreeBranches January 2, 2013

Freezing my cheese

A phrase used when one gets angry or frustrated at somebody esle.

Did you just eat my leftovers?! You're really freezing my cheese right now.

by xX_definition_Xx September 9, 2018

peri-winkle cheese

Dried butt hole dribble on mens underware

I found my husbands panties and there was peri-winkle cheese on them!

by Rachelbetsy April 27, 2016

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 28, 2017

Cheese Land Curse

The inability to finish a project that you're working on.

Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"

- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse

by da riff May 27, 2021

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008