When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
Get the Kentucky Long Slapmug. by Bdt December 11, 2018
Get the Dick slapmug. When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.
Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.
Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011
Get the Mongolian Mud Slapmug. by NiggahCat October 24, 2020
Get the slap dickmug. Shannon: I really don’t want to go to work
Mark: that’s because you have no work ethic
Shannon: wow, what a slap
Mark: that’s because you have no work ethic
Shannon: wow, what a slap
by Woahzthere April 28, 2019
Get the Slapmug. Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.
by daddy-i-love-you July 28, 2019
Get the Freudian Slapmug. 