yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.
by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021
Get the NO SIMP DECEMBERmug. by Quake2108 December 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
Get the Simp Mathmug. 
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. Also known as angel on discord
by Lol angel is also a cuck April 26, 2020
Get the simpmug.