Cane and 1 Nut

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.

Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.

by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016

inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

nut gut bust

When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.

Nut gut bust: When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.

by That One Cunt November 9, 2017

dog nut gnat

small, winged flies commonly referred to as fruit flies, often seen gathered around a dog's sweaty nuts

Though I'm excited to not have it flying around my head, you need to go wash your hands after you kill a dog nut gnat. Do you know where it's been?

by iamoutofstep March 10, 2009

Nut seat slam

When you are seating on the toilet with your nuts hanging over and go to stand up but your nuts cling to the seat and then drop it about half way up...causing it to slam.

(Seat slamming down)
Oops, looks like Charlie got himself a nut seat slam again.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao April 26, 2020

Late-Night-Nut

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,

Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!

by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019