jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

P O L C

Preston's oversized long cock

Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.

Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!

by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022

Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

O' Sullying

Surfing atop a bottlenose dolphin in shallow waters whilst firing bottle rockets from one hand and gripping a throbbing 50 yr old boner with the other.

John spent his birthday gracefully O' Sullying the pristine waters of the British Virgin Islands.

by jiggybebe March 1, 2025

quash-o-meanie

A word you say when something exciting is going to happen.

If something fabulous and exciting is going to happen, and you cannot contain or keep your emotions inside, you say "quash-o-meanie, quash-o-meanie, quash!"

by phantomxoxo December 18, 2009

O

You were trying the TikTok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name and your name’s Zoe.

OR, YOU WERE BEING A FREAKING IDIOT AND TYPED JUST THE LETTER O, Y’KNOW

Person 1: HAH, YOUR NAME’D BE O!
Person 2: No, I was typing something and o just came out.
Person 1: If you say it like that, I think you’re just trying to not reveal you’re such an idiot and not a nerd at all, just a weirdo.

by very sussy baka ඞ May 29, 2021

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011