jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day

derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like

by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022

Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.

Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff

by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019

jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.

Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.

by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016

Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.

Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021

draw-me-jack

1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.

I think she wants the D, she just posted a draw-me-jack on IG.

by chanthethird October 9, 2014