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Right hand

The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
Did you see that clean right hand by Wilder? This shit was deadly!
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.
Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.
by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024
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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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doody hands

hands which smell of doody.
warren duff, that guy has doody hands!
by jon inaba December 29, 2007
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Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.
This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)
by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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