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Dirty Miguel 

When a woman finger-fucks her boyfriend in the ass and then rubs her soiled finger on his upper lip, creating a smelly shit mustache. This offer null and void if he already has a real mustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one for the girls.
I got so sick of my guy asking me to finger-fuck his ass that I gave him a Dirty Miguel to teach him a lesson.
Dirty Miguel by Clark Nova September 26, 2007

dirty valerie 

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks
dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

Dirty Doyle

When you are having anal sex with a girl from behind, and you pull out and blow your load on her back. Then she proceeds to wipe off herself with a pillow. You then grab the pillow poop on it and rub it in her face.
Yo man, I'm not staying over, I saw your pillow and it looks like you gave another hoe a dirty doyle.
Dirty Doyle by Big Nizzle November 30, 2007

Dirty Gary 

The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!

Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.
Dirty Gary by Xulander November 10, 2009

dirty grande 

A girl that goes to the gym and works out, but doesn't shower afterwards.
Tara and Stacie went to the gym and worked out. When Stacie threw her clothes back on without showering, Tara said "Take a shower you dirty grande".
dirty grande by Eldridge August 24, 2006

Dirty Diday 

When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.
Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.
Dirty Diday by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007