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Slaps and sluts

I just made Mac n cheese instead of eating last nights leftovers for slaps and sluts.
by Fire20work August 28, 2021
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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SLAP

Paul said it’s a thing. Like slaps but no S. Also like SLAYYY.
Girl you SLAP !”

“SLAP”
by Twinklebearstar October 16, 2023
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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Scotish slap

When u pull out u cum on your hand then slap her clit as hard as u can while ramming your pp in her ass then run
The man scotish slapped the blonde
by Lil scotish slap December 21, 2020
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that chicken slaps

Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat

Gay baseball kids- “lol”

Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”
by Chicken slaps May 16, 2018
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Mud-slap

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick
Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.
by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024
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