Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Spicy water

Like the name suggests, it's water that contains capsaicin. Often known as pepper spray. Spicy water is both spicy and water. Drink with caution.

She used spicy water to defend herself against the robber.

by Oppenheimer July 1, 2023

water

a liquid that u drink

i need water
you need some milk

by scarlettclay December 1, 2020

two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

Charlie Waters

The single sexiest mother fucker of the history of everything. He literally makes women faint with horniness if his name is even mentioned. He is the ultimate minge destroyer and will fuck anyone’s love life up.

“Hey have you seen Charlie Waters recently.”
“Auuhhhha”
“Can u not orgasm now we’re at a make a children’s hospital!”

by Coochie king of Pussyland October 25, 2020

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Groovy Water

This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.

"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."

by CitrixCuru72 March 6, 2012