College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.
John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash
by T-bagnus April 4, 2009
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Get the stacys mom syndrom mug.The belief that there is a more compatible or desirable woman than one's present girlfriend. The ensuing uncertainty often leads to the eventual demise of the relationship. Taken from the movie, The Tao of Steve.
Male insanity syndrome?
"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."
"Ya know, that is just you're with a woman and no matter how cool she is, you're always thinking, 'Maybe I could do a little better or I could trade up somehow."
by jay kizzel March 4, 2006
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Obama's positions better reflect the change and new direction that the American people have been calling for, but those with Obama Derangement Syndrome would rather stick with failure than even consider voting for him.
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Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?
I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.
by Senobakaj May 3, 2009
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When I finished watching every second of 'Friends", I was at a loss. Must be a pretty severe case of Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome
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"Nah dude, that's just musical Stockholm Syndrome."
"Nah dude, that's just musical Stockholm Syndrome."
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