J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024

Tiawana rim job

The act of putting hot sauce on your partner's anus and licking it off.

I gave my girlfriend a Tiawana rim job and it burnt my tongue.

by Tig3rBl00d March 27, 2015

Remote Job

Work from anywhere job that can be done from a laptop, desktop, or smart device. See rebelhorizensmarketing.com for common remote jobs.

I'm looking for a remote job that I can work from the house.

by Rebel Horizen's Marketing November 24, 2022

Grease job

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013