John

His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔

“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”

by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021

John Studios youtube

An YouTuber who joined in mid january 2022, his first video was in June 31st 2023, he might just waited 1 year to post videos, his most viewed video was Classic Caillou Abomination (Good and no Bad Words), from August 2023, the month that this channel, John Studios youtube, started getting popular. This channel is still running on YouTube. His most used App is Plotagon.

John william, an brazilian person, a nine-year-old, this guy controls John Studios youtube.

by John_2 January 30, 2024

john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.

yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”

by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019

John Cree

A mythical man, commonly sighted in the halls of the Grange academy technical department reciting the FEEDSCAM analysis.

John is a prestigious man, although his almost legendary reputation has brought on many assassination attempts including Cammy G’s notorious attempt to neutralise John Via the brick through window technique

Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Cree, all heroic men whom gave all for country and their people.

by Sir John Cree December 10, 2019

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025