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PBS mom

A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :

> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...

Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'
by jrock1127 May 2, 2016
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french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.
by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016
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Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!
If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"
by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016
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Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016
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mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger
When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.
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mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.
by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016
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Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...
I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!
by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016
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