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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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sigma meat

Sigma meat is a rare food based item that if consumed, will turn you into a alpha wolf, or a sigma.
Example 1:Woah Rachel just ate a "sigma meat" and now she's a real alpha wolf!!!
Example 2: If I had a sigma meat, I would be the biggest sigma in the world!!!
by Average Femcel February 19, 2024
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Left Meat

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.
by Invokrah March 29, 2020
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Throw meat

When a group of guys gets together and they put their penis out to feel each other
He Andy wanna come over lately and throw meat
by Louie Louie August 27, 2022
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meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.
My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!
by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009
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Meat Swan

A cock so large it could break your arm
Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!
by Katsus December 15, 2024
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