Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

sigma meat

Sigma meat is a rare food based item that if consumed, will turn you into a alpha wolf, or a sigma.

Example 1:Woah Rachel just ate a "sigma meat" and now she's a real alpha wolf!!!
Example 2: If I had a sigma meat, I would be the biggest sigma in the world!!!

by Average Femcel February 19, 2024

Left Meat

something wrong or incorrect

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.

by Invokrah March 29, 2020

Throw meat

When a group of guys gets together and they put their penis out to feel each other

He Andy wanna come over lately and throw meat

by Louie Louie August 27, 2022

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009

Meat Swan

A cock so large it could break your arm

Christ! That meat swan swang around and nearly broke my arm!

by Katsus December 15, 2024