Jack watts spliff

The most shittest roll you'll ever see in your life. It cant be smoked and shouldnt be smoked.

Yoo my guys gone and rolled a jack watts spliff

by BigmanStuffenit October 21, 2019

jimmy jacking around

Messing around, especially when it comes to a job or important activity. Could also be a reference to beating a dead horse when it comes to getting a machine or important piece of equipment to work.

Steve said that Dave was jimmy jacking around so he got yelled at. Because Dave's a lazy fat nerd and nobody likes him.

Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!

by crudmonkey December 3, 2020

jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Jack non peasant

A rich non peasant who has the most luxurious AirPods. He likes to be non broke and laugh at peasants with no AirPods.

“Jack non peasant” is so very rich

by Jack the Serf February 26, 2019

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day

derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like

by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022

Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE

I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex

by Sauceykek March 14, 2022