A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.
The Situation:
A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.
Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"
Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"
Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."
A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.
Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"
Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"
Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."
by NalgeneWaterBottle March 04, 2011
Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts
In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.
In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.
by single sex ed kills children May 17, 2019
School in las vegas nevada where its full of Mexicans straight from the border. The halls smell of musty storm water. The deans all choke on chodes. All the Mexican girls are pregnant and if they aren't they just don't know it yet. Every black guy at the school is white washed yet tries to act hood. And the white kids don't know what racial group they want to be in yet. The rancho football team will never win the bone back because the players are all wimpy pussies who cry about a sprang ankle.
Other high school douche:Wow those girls sure look pregnant. What school do they play for?
His douche friend:rancho high school . Can't you tell her shirt doesn't fit her.
His douche friend:rancho high school . Can't you tell her shirt doesn't fit her.
by Noncoolguy September 13, 2013
The perfect high school... Every girl is a slut, she will suck your dick if you are mean to her or nice to her as long as you acknowledge shes there. Where everyone boozes their faces off on the weekends and studies way to hard during the week so they can go to any school of their choice. Whether it be BC, Duke, Brown, U of Dayton, or the all to usual University of Illinois.
An example of this is how me and one of my friends who both went to Fenwick High School hate this fat slut, are mean to her, however we both nailed her in the same night.
by Anonymoussssss May 01, 2006
A school in Livonia, Michigan, that is populated by the "gangstaz", the weirdoes, the MSC kids, the emo fags, the average fags, and the pirates. Most dumbasses like to pretend the MSC kids are nerds and look funny, when, in actuality, the MSC kids are out blowing up other peoples' cars and getting laid left and right. Currently, Churchill is taken over by pirates. These pirates live in a euphoric state and are generally not very agressive. However, "the Crew" is said to be brutal in fights. Picking a fight with a crewmember is a death wish because most fights attract about sixty armed pirates ready to fight alongside their crewmates. This crew is lead by a psychopathic, yet unbelievably sexy pirate Captain named Jack. Quarrelling with this pirate is unthinkable.
"Hey dude, I went to Churchill High School and picked a fight with some kid."
"How'd it go?"
"It turns out he's a pirate..."
"Is that why you're packing your bags?"
"Yeah - could you help me find my passport?"
"How'd it go?"
"It turns out he's a pirate..."
"Is that why you're packing your bags?"
"Yeah - could you help me find my passport?"
by CHSassKicker August 30, 2006
A school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. Everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. Death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. AKA "Heroine High". Shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy whores. Shawnee often finds itself kickin the shit out of Cherokee High School. on a good day, more drugs are sold in Shawnee high school than in northeast philly.
by Shawnee Football March 04, 2005
by yhelothar January 26, 2005