Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017

Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 5, 2017

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017