I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

Not fucking patriotic enough

You're so horrible at your job you don't deserve your government position.

Alejandro Mayorkas is not fucking patriotic enough.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2023

Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.

DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.

by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023

Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

sweet fucking

Sex that is sweet, kind and tender but also rough and nasty.

Me and my man had some good “sweet fucking” this morning.

by lil big momma December 20, 2023