infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.

John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.

by Streamlined May 14, 2016

dick heckler

This occurs when a drunken person sitting in the audience of a Comedy Club attempts to heckle the Comedian with disastrous results.

Melissa just got creamed by a dick heckler.

by freebird! October 10, 2014

Harvey’s dick

Harvey’s dick is one of the biggest dicks in the world

Harvey’s dick was so good last night

by Ssjsidodosoosssosos March 5, 2022

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

dick dialed

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.

Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.

by Shoshy April 3, 2019

Dick Eyebrow

What happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullshit. A single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.

"The guy at the cell store told me that I need a different data plan if I upgrade because 'smartphones use data differently'. The dick eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that."

by DeezusMaximus September 17, 2014

Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013