a man or woman, whilst having sexual intercourse, orgasm on themselves or their partner, causing that person to feel a large burning sensation on where the ejaculation landed.
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The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
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Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
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Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
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Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
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