ass cunt

is the catcher in a homo-sexual relationship. He takes it from the pitcher who delivers a red hot fast moose knuckle ball.

Andy: "Look at that ass cunt, what a fag"
Gary: "Hey, that hurts my feelings"
Andy: "Fag!"

by GasHuffer12 October 11, 2008

Cunt punt

A "Cunt punt" is the term for the prevention of sexual actions committed towards a female. In other words, it is the female version of a Cock block.

Other forms include, but are not limited to; Cunt punting, Cunt punter, and Cunt punted.

"I can't believe it! Jane totally cunt punted me!"

"She is definitely about to score with John, we should burst in and cunt punt her!"

by Slylemur November 10, 2011

cunt master

1. A person who is being a douche.
2. A person who is embarrassing or annoying.
3. A person who is being a dumbass while high.

1. Omg, stop being a cunt master!
2. Dude, he was being such a cunt master at the party last night.
3. Fuck, I'm never smoking those fools out again. They were cunt masters.

by AnnoArnold October 4, 2008

cunt slag

Some girl who is the biggest bitch and goes on your facebook a year after you stop dating and tells some guy that his girlfriend is cheating on him with you... which is a lie... so yea cunt slag. oh and she does all this because she wants to get back at you for something that you don't even know you did....wft? hold on i got it it must have been me talking to other girls not being flirtatious just talking and she get angry at me but i digress.so cunt slag some girl who goes on your facebook and tell some guy that his girl is cheating on him with you. or it could be just something to say when your angry that's why i said it

Friend 1: dude what happened to your facebook?
Friend 2: I don't know must of been a cunt slag.

by bondjamesbond13579 May 28, 2010

cunt liquor

fluid coming from the vagina

"after we had sex my penis was wet with cunt liquor"

by george "sloth" January 30, 2007

Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

by billycakes October 25, 2009

cunt-sick

describes the female ejaculation

I licked her out and drank her cunt-sick

by paul carter March 31, 2005