on god

how black people either swear they telling the truth or they dont believe in god and just lie
or to say REALLY

Guy1: YO I JUST SAW SOME MOMS FIGHTING AT THE 7/11
Guy2: ON GOD?

by not your real June 17, 2023

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

that's god

cool, wicked, great, amazing

that's god dude!

by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

On God

The Phrase "On God", is usually said by people with very small penises. It is said to distract others from talking about how small the person's penis is.

"Yo On God Xavier, lets play some Soul Wars for that On God Content, On god On God."
"On God"
"On God"

by OnGodBro69 June 7, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018