Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument

Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.

by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015

ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"

Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!

by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016

robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.

You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.

by Sadbananas October 7, 2016

Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Ram Squirter

When a male on the brink of an orgasm rams his dick as far down someones throat while ejaculating and maintaining hold until after orgasm.

girl 1: hey, he looks hot
girl 2: true, but hey, he is a ram squirter so watch out

by _Timid_ August 28, 2016