nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example

I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!

by T-bone May 2, 2003

No nut November

The month where you cant masturbate
Rules are:
1. No nutting
2. Boners and porn allowed
3. Coupons are allowed but only for one time
4. Happy no nut November

Tomorrow is no nut November so be prepared

by King nut November 2, 2019

off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

Benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Vorowitz March 4, 2019

Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.

Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.

by FlowFi November 9, 2020

Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.

We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.

by Phukkus August 7, 2021

NUT THE FUCK UP

A phrase used to encourage someone to either be more courageous or put in more effort. It is particularly useful when sarcastically directed towards someone you do not genuinely want to do better, though this is not the only use for it.

"That player just missed his second open lay up! Yo, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I really like that girl over there, but I'm too scared to talk to her..." "Bro, NUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Just_some_dud3 January 20, 2020