Meat-Rider

A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.

"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"

by succ man but b January 15, 2023

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Dear meated

When you don’t make the cut.

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.

by King Book Rock January 25, 2020

Meat snapper

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.

Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin October 13, 2019