Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.

Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick

by MrWotty August 20, 2016

DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out

My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy

by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019

Dick Fury

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.

"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Lightbulb dick

A gurthy almost glowing like massive cock

“Johny sins has a lightbulb dick”

by Verysloppywaffle April 13, 2021

Dick Stack

A stack of dicks or dumb asss

You Dick Stack! Why did you just do that!?!

by D3@dp001 January 28, 2021

porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010