Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009
When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:
When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.
zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example
When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.
zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example
by T-bone May 02, 2003
adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.
Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"
Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"
Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"
by funky_smyth June 22, 2006
When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
by Jman699 January 19, 2017
by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017
by Crill March 09, 2020
Nut gut bust: When you bust in yo girls gut and it expands her stomach.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.
I had a mega nut gut bust in Sarah last night her stomach grew 2 inches.
by That One Cunt November 09, 2017