fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.

Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.

by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021

Water Queen

Your girlfriend or friend with benefits who has a WAP*. Italians call it "Goomah."

*there ain't no way you don't know what this means

*sighs* Man I love the Miami but I miss my back-home water queen.

by phukkinInthebushes October 23, 2022

dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021

Water buffalo

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

water

its wet like ur girls badussy

u "zaman she's wet"
me af "wet like water"

by Not nalina January 29, 2022