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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025
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Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !
Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!
by Lacenderlove July 3, 2024
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Tit Fucked

When a guy puts his dick in between somebody’s tis and thrusts

This isn't restricted to JUST women, men can be tit fucked. But just like women, they too also have to have a large chest for it to actually work
“Yea dude I totally tit fucked Jennifer last night
“Really? I did the same thing with James two days ago!”
by Digister July 4, 2022
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Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.
You great tit. You've lost the car keys.
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National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month
Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*
by Bottylicker December 28, 2021
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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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