Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021
Get the Twisty Sticks mug.Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.
The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.
by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003
Get the smotin'-stick mug."How do I solve this problem?"
"Use the Rat Stick Principle."
"What's that?"
"You're cooked if you don't know what this is."
"Use the Rat Stick Principle."
"What's that?"
"You're cooked if you don't know what this is."
by The Rat Stick Method September 17, 2024
Get the The Rat Stick Principle mug.When you're hiking and find a cool stick so you make an groove at the end of the stick and put feather reeds in the groove. The stick will then be ready to tickle with the reeds.
by whalefucker01 October 11, 2024
Get the Tickle-Stick mug.When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.
Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."
Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."
Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"
by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024
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by GlorytoGaza October 20, 2024
Get the Sinwar's Stick mug.Named for Yahya Sinwar's final futile act before his death on October 16, 2024, where he attempted to throw a stick at a drone searching for combatants in the rubble of a bombed building.
Sinwar's Stick represents spending your life/considerable effort to achieve a goal, only to realize you've failed and impotent gestures are all you have left.
Sinwar's Stick represents spending your life/considerable effort to achieve a goal, only to realize you've failed and impotent gestures are all you have left.
Dae mortgaged his home to start his dream business, but the pandemic ended that. He threw a Sinwarś Stick by asking his FB friends to buy from him, but everyone was hurting.
He had to move back in with his parents.
He had to move back in with his parents.
by Xenu Saves October 22, 2024
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