The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
by Doogaloog January 6, 2008
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by GreenWhitwacker July 3, 2010
Get the Shit Giant mug.A kid between the age of 10-14 playing online FPS games while creating havoc using it's skill to annoy the rest of the people playing by using the online voice chat or by texting messages.
A great fear for other gamers is when a Shit Kid develops interests for other games, but fear not. If you encounter a Shit Kid online simply Mute or Block the player and you should be fine.
PS. Please note that thanks to the sharp and squeaky voice of a Shit Kid, may cause serious damage to your ears and if not treated right will cause your sense of hearing to decrease.
A great fear for other gamers is when a Shit Kid develops interests for other games, but fear not. If you encounter a Shit Kid online simply Mute or Block the player and you should be fine.
PS. Please note that thanks to the sharp and squeaky voice of a Shit Kid, may cause serious damage to your ears and if not treated right will cause your sense of hearing to decrease.
^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ -was killed by- BobTheGuy83
^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ Says: HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX
BobTheGuy83 Says: fuck you shit kid
BobTheGuy83 *Muted ^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^
^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ Says: HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX
BobTheGuy83 Says: fuck you shit kid
BobTheGuy83 *Muted ^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^
by Gutten August 28, 2010
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Get the shits and giggles mug.A fierce doo doo battle taken place in the stalls of a men's restroom between two dudes in adjacent stalls. Bonus points for a large splash, ear peircing fart, or sabotage smell. No one really wins this game.
Jon, "Dude I have to to take a massive shit after that taco bell."
Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"
Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"
by Jonny Dingo May 7, 2010
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Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'
Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'
"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"
Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"
Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"
by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006
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