Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Sloppy on a Budget

A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.

"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."

by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

skippy flip

The act of mixing the 2 narcotics

1-METHAMPHETAMINE

2-LSD

At the festival, Elijah skippy flipped and was off his rocker

by Cheesebitez182 April 17, 2024

Slippery slope

I know, I know. Shut up.

Hym "Yeah it was a slippery slope but you get the point."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)

Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!

by 6ato April 24, 2024