Ass Face

Having a chin structured from two horizontal segments, bearing a remarkable resemblance to an ass placed at the bottom of the face. The advantage of having an ass face is that one is able to blow one's nose and wipe one's ass simultaneously.

after many years of friendship i suddenly realised that Bell had an ass face.

by foleynkay January 13, 2006

Shit-Faced

Too drunk to move or talk.

Yo dis bitch is shit-faced let's get outta hea bfo she try ta pull a exorsist on us.

by Da PACMAN September 16, 2005

Piss Face

A dog or cat that urinates in the house.

Shelley, your dog Jade is a Piss Face.

by Phil Marzullo April 12, 2006

monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

Zipper Face

any oriental looking fuck

" That Zipper face best not be going in front of me, that nigga cant even see where he is going "

by tom stein is evil and hatesjew February 19, 2009

Pookie Face

A person who is a slut bag. Someone who is witty, comical, and clever.

Sarah- I hate her. She's such a slut bag.
Pookie Face- My name Pookie Face.

by Sawah December 7, 2006

shit face

the state of being so fucking ugly, no one looks at you and you break your bathroom mirror every time you look into it

Johnathan's mirror broke while brushing his hair because he is a shit face

by Gobama! December 30, 2008