a fat woman fart

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.

Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!

by Tomtwice January 2, 2008

Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007

un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?

by nickthickie January 16, 2014

50 50 fart

A fart in which you force to the point where it's either gonna be a fart or a poop

Ethan tried to fart and ended up shitting his pants. Looks like he got the bad end of a 50 50 fart.

by 50 50 fart July 25, 2015

Lid to the Fart Box

The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.

Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Trash can fart

When you fart and it smells so bad people think that the trash needs to be taken out but really it someones ass that needs to be put in the trash

Eww! You need to take out the trash it stinks! Already took it it out, just a trash can fart. Well you need to get your ass into to the trash.

by Lafkareski June 14, 2019