Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!
by Pcar October 27, 2012
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May be followed by a verb to add a sickening effect.
An adjective used by scene kids.
May be followed by a verb to add a sickening effect.
An adjective used by scene kids.
die, cunt bubble.
Cunt bubble jiggles.
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by Spazzy April 27, 2006
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by Cuntttt Muffins. (: June 10, 2011
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Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)
Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.
Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)
Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.
by creep guy ie February 21, 2011
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by ItsAllBeenDone March 28, 2004
Get the cunt tree mug.Cunt chess: A game of life involving second-guessing responses and actions of fools who lack the social awareness necessary to appreciate you might not want the entire office CC'd in on a reply to your email or a whole bar included in advising you on what was previously a private dilemma.
To: Keith, Tammy
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess
I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?
To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm
"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess
I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?
To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm
"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...
by RoEOne June 10, 2008
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Ben: Ewww its Sarah's sushi cunt
Jessie: Oh god no more california rolls for me
Ben: Ewww its Sarah's sushi cunt
Jessie: Oh god no more california rolls for me
by psychobunny January 8, 2009
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