Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.
Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.
by Ryker hart October 14, 2020

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom
by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

When on a long plane ride is ending throw in a large Skoal bomb on the way back to ground, you will be so fucking buzzed
by Jimocashake May 2, 2010

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.
''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''
by anonymous June 1, 2024

by Beaver chops October 22, 2011

by wyrmie March 1, 2021
