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Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.
I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick
by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017
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Cum guzzling queen

Slut that takes dick all day and guzzles cum
Elaine is a cum guzzling queen that swallows cum from east to west coast
by S doc August 12, 2016
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Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.
So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.
by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020
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Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020
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Kentucky cum dumpster

It’s where u fuck her until your bout to cum then take a shit in a rag and cum in it then u beat the fuck out of her with the rag then while your beating it ride a horse while she’s sucking

your dick
by Kentucky balls September 8, 2020
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Kentucky cum dumpster

The Kentucky cum dumpster is when u cum and shit in a rag then beat your partner with it while riding her like a horse then viscously put the rag in her mouth
by Kentucky balls September 8, 2020
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Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.
You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!
by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012
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