ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

ass hat

a once great insult that hit the internet late 2003. While never reaching an annoying state of over use, it has now been put out to pasture due to it's use on the FOX series "the OC"

an ass hat is someone who still uses the term ass hat.

by popcultureicon March 24, 2005

asses and elbows

Describing something or someplace that's really crowded

Dude, it's asses and elbows in there! Ain't that a fire hazzard?

by Sir Adam the Great April 7, 2005

ass bandito

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

by the frito bandito April 4, 2004

ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.

Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.

by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009

ASS CLOWN

A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.

"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"

by Bob Dicks January 30, 2008

Ass Feast

When a fat woman or mans pants ride up thier ass and it looks like thier butt is devowering thier pants.

"Look at that Fat Womans Ass Feast!"

"Hey Bob, pull out your Ass Feast."

by Good Time Gravy October 11, 2005