Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

metal sex

When a metal vocalist screams on a blonde girls vag to perform oral sex using the vibrations to cause multiple orgasms

Oh my that metal sex was mighty! Fine!! You can't handle the metal sex.

give me that sweet sweet metal sex sweet cheeks.

by flexatronic June 11, 2014

sex blink

When one has a momentary flashback to an extreamly pleasurable situation. Usually acompanied by an audible sigh or weak knees.

"Dude was that a sex blink?! She totally just had a sex blink, dude I bet it was about you!"

by yankeecandle February 8, 2015

buffer sex

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.

I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.

by Sjt22 February 9, 2015

Phone sex

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by Hottiebettie January 6, 2016

courtesy sex

What happens when it wold be considered rude not to have sex with someone due to a sense of expectation or obligation.

Stormy wasn't remotely attracted to Donald, but she really wanted to leave, so she gave in and had courtesy sex with him.

by youbitchesneedscience December 26, 2018

Daytime Sex

Having sex with someone during the day, usually a secret, that is not your significant other. Having sex with someone before going home to another person for the night.

We have daytime sex behind the office, then go about our daily lives.

We had to have daytime sex, so that way we wouldn't get caught sneaking out at night trying to have sex.

by Jack0Lantern11 June 6, 2018