froyo poop

When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!

Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!

Todd: man that's the worst!

froyo poop by Nicole GD August 8, 2017

evolved poop dollar 

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

evolved poop dollar by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

whipping poop

When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.

whipping poop by George Riddidy April 20, 2018

Tumblr Poop 

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

Tumblr Poop by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

phoney poop 

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

phoney poop by MomEil January 3, 2018

Explosion poop 

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

Explosion poop by someone else. May 30, 2018

Golden poop 

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

Golden poop by LumEcho October 23, 2018