blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.

My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.

by Lindsey Rowles and Luke Stiner May 13, 2005

Pants off Party

A great way to break the ice when performing an awkward sexual act. ex, double team, orgy etc..

Everyone takes their pants off and relaxes, until you decide to take it further.

Hey man, I hear you double teamed that slut last night. How'd you start it off?

Simple man, a pants off party!

by shanzeeb March 8, 2009

Pissed off Potter

A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.

Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.

by Coby Sovel December 19, 2008

Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.

Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.

by Z-Mo April 9, 2008

pissed the fuck off

more severe than pissed the hell off
one is subject to kick the object/person's ass

spontaneously combusting is imminent
side effects include:
-red in the face
-steam coming out of ears
-yelling/screaming
-speaking through clenched teeth
-hands at side trembling

Katie: Tom, what's wrong?
Tom: I'm so pissed the fuck off...
Katie: Why honey?
Tom: BECAUSE OF YOU AND THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!!

by FrenchieKRebelz December 15, 2010

piss me off

really angry with something

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?

by farmbeach0510 May 28, 2007