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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
mugGet the Sneeze Jobmug.

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.
by MrCrypes February 11, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Jobmug.

Sonic job

A sexual position where a girl wrap around the dick then proceed to spin in a ball really fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
"My got ripped off my body when she decided to give me a Sonic job"
by Crap carl June 28, 2022
mugGet the Sonic jobmug.

hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.
Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!
by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017
mugGet the hog jobmug.

Rope Job

To be Roped into something, via be it per Pity, Bribery, Loyalty or Bad Decision.
"Wait until I tell you about the Rope Job Phil pulled on me, here's a hint, it included $190 and a Mets game"
by Phoqbudenugz August 2, 2021
mugGet the Rope Jobmug.

Columbian foot job

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.
I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!
by Soccertise May 18, 2022
mugGet the Columbian foot jobmug.

Jobbing

Inserting your finger into the anus, causing a pleasuring feeling for some.
The word comes from a video recorded in snapchat where a finger is inserted into the anus by the user Job 😎🎮
I am Jobbing tonight. I'm really excited and hopefully it will feel amazing.
by blobfishinator March 28, 2023
mugGet the Jobbingmug.

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