A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Word used to call people obsessing over a beautiful person, usually a woman, however the person accused turns it around by saying they are a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player
by Alex Was Taken May 7, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020
Get the simpsmug. oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u
by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 