blue duck syndrome

When one has the incredible urge to see, or do something out of the ordinary, with no explanation readily available.

I understand that no one wants to see Mark Twain making a penis joke; I'm just seriously afflicted with Blue Duck Syndrome.

I've had BDS ever since I can remember.

by Aeternum July 13, 2014

Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.

I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.

by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010

Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.

"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"

by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010

George Takei Syndrome

A condition afflicting Facebook users causing them to go overboard in re-posting things to their feed (videos, pictures, memes, etc.). Named for Star Trek star George "Sulu" Takei, whose constant posting of humorous memes has lead to his being hailed as "the funniest guy on Facebook."

"Dude, how much crap do you post to your timeline every day? You need to calm down, it's like you have The George Takei Syndrome!"

by stewbeef August 11, 2012

Brown Onion Syndrome

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

Public Pee Syndrome

Shortened to PPS, Public Pee Syndrome occurs when you need to pee but can't because other people are watching or listening.

"Dude I've got Public Pee Syndrome like a motherfucker, stop looking at me!"

by John Kelly Watson August 20, 2007

Icona Pop Syndrome

When an individual has lost all self-control and self-respect and consequently proceeds to approach a particular activity, or group of activities, with the mindset of I don’t care, I love it.

Watching Sharknado at work without any pants on. Don’t you work at a school? Icona Pop syndrome bro.

Leaving a conversation with the perfect girl midsentence when you notice the bar has a Hoop Fever machine. Unplugging the Hoop Fever machine so you can set the high score. Spending $150 on the Hoop Fever Machine to maintain your high score and defeat all challengers.

Spending all day in nasty sweaty softball clothes because going home to change would cut into your drinking buzz.

by On A Boat August 26, 2013